|Posted on August 20, 2013 at 12:25 AM|
The following blog entry is meant as parody and follows the lives of our fictitious characters Khloe and Kym Karcrashian.
August 19th, 2013
I am so over this day! So I'm watching the TV when my sister, Khloe, comes over and flips the channel. Can you believe her? I'm watching the Real Housewives of Toad Suck, Arkansas and she interrupts it for Judge Judy! I hate that show; it's sooo fake! Just as I'm about to rip out her weave this commercial comes on for this place called PRN of Kansas. Some woman comes on talking about this business like she thinks she's Renee Steven or something. So I watch anyway and the woman is talking about something called Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I guess there's like, lots of diarrhea and stuff and OF COURSE Khloe thinks she has it. She probably just ate bad taquitos or got pregnant or something stupid like that.
I know I don't have IBS. I don't eat enough to have that. I do have Type II Diabetes
and take Lantus but I could still use some help managing it so I called
the number at the end of the ad to see if they had anything for that.
Turns out they do! A nurse screened me and I actually qualify. I'm also getting paid to be in this thing which means only one thing:
SHOPPING!!!I'll talk about it more when I have my 2nd visit next week.
Too bad Khloe doesn't fit for anything. She could go shopping too (for clothes to hide her baby bump from mom and dad) LOL!!!